在一个风和日丽的下午，一位英国绅士走进了一家咖啡馆。他点了一杯咖啡，并坐在窗边的位置上开始阅读报纸。不久后，他注意到旁边的一位女士正在专心地织毛衣。

绅士对这位女士的专注感到好奇，于是鼓起勇气问道：“请问，您在织什么？”

女士抬起头，微笑着说：“我在织一条围巾。”

绅士点点头，继续问：“那么，这条围巾是给谁的呢？”

女士回答道：“当然是给我自己了。”

绅士愣了一下，然后幽默地说：“哦，那我猜这条围巾一定是为了让您在寒冷的日子里保持温暖吧。”

女士笑着回应：“不，不是这样的。我是为了让自己在寒冷的日子里保持冷静。”

绅士听后哈哈大笑，佩服这位女士的机智。

翻译：

On a sunny afternoon, a British gentleman walked into a café and ordered a cup of coffee. He sat by the window to read his newspaper. Not long after, he noticed a lady knitting intently nearby.

Curious about her focus, the gentleman gathered his courage and asked, “Excuse me, what are you knitting?”

The lady looked up and smiled, saying, “I’m knitting a scarf.”

The gentleman nodded and asked further, “So, who is this scarf for?”

The lady replied, “It’s for myself, of course.”

The gentleman paused for a moment and then joked, “Oh, I guess this scarf must be to keep you warm on cold days, right?”

The lady responded with a smile, “No, not really. I’m knitting it so that I can stay calm on cold days.”

After hearing this, the gentleman laughed heartily and admired the wit of the lady.